Wednesday, Feb. 26, 2003, 2:22 PM

Diaryland, Diaryland

Sung to the tune Particle Man by They Might Be Giants

Diaryland, Diaryland
Doing the things that a diary can
What's it like? It's not important

Is it a blog, or is it a speck
We all wonder if it's posted yet
Or does the server go down instead
Nobody knows, Diaryland

Diaryland, Diaryland
Diaryland hates Journal man
They have a fight, Journal man wins
Journal man

Universe spam, Universe spam
Size of the entire Internet land
Usually kind to smaller spam
Universe spam

It's got to watch the posting at hand
And the Guestbooks are the last stand
When they meet it's an unhappy land
Powerful spam, Universe spam

Person man, person man
Has an account with Diaryland
Spills his life whenever he can
Person man

Is he depressed or is he a mess
Does he feel totally worthless
Of course he is and posts when he can
Degraded man, person man

Diaryland, Diaryland
Diaryland hates person man
They have a fight, Diary wins