Thursday, Nov. 14, 2002, 3:56 PM

The hallway of fate

They say that life is like standing in a room full of doorways, and the choices you make govern your outcome.

The events that have transpired in my life recently have led me to the conclusion that my options seem to be a little more fated than a room full of random doors. In fact, if I had to describe my view it would sort of look like this:

At least there seems to be a light at the end.