Tuesday, May. 20, 2003, 2:30 PM

Chopped up fish is chum



This weekend I was helping a family member move into a new house. As we were on a drive back to pick up a second load I made up and sang this song:


Chopped up fish is chum
Chopped up fish is chum
Throw it in the water
And the sharks they come

I stay in the cage
Cuz the sharks are all enraged
But the man with the cattle prod
Swims around unfazed

Chopped up fish is chum
Chopped up fish is chum
It makes the water murky
And the sharks say "yum"



My family said that I was weird.